Innocent!

The weather in Los Angeles sure looks nice for February, doesn't it?

Okay, I know. This is supposed to be a serious topic that should be addressed in a serious way. Just 35 days after leaving court-ordered rehab, Lindsay Lohan was in court to be formally charged with felony grand larceny. If convicted, she could be sentenced to three years in the state penitentiary. It's hard to get more serious than that.

And Lindsay wants the court to know just how seriously she's taking these charges. In her previous appearances, she always wore pantsuits or something like them. Sure, they were always accentuated with a low cut top, but it was perfectly acceptable misdemeanor wear.

Now, as she faces the fight of her young life, Miss Lohan is breaking out the big, uh, guns. She's not taking this lightly and frankly, neither am I.

If the rest of her wardrobe is this impressive, I predict an acquittal. And flowers from the judge. After all, white is the color of innocence, even after Labor Day. And if your outfit leads observers to question whether you're wearing underwear, you're doubly innocent.





Picture and video stolen from What Would Tyler Durden Do, but not in a felonious way.